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eddy123
06-07-2008, 12:15 PM
Don't be serious. Just for fun. :)

A friend of mine works for Apple. He have all the insider details about the next version of iPhone (Let’s call it “iPhone 2″). Although my English is not that good, I got to tell you. The source is “extremely reliable” Not only iPhone 2 can fly, it is very thin and sexy. Let’s take a look of the leaked and exclusive details about iPhone 2 after the break.

1. It can fly!

Yes. Every new iPhone can recognize their owner. If you left your iPhone on the desk, and forget to take it when leaving, iPhone 2 will fly and follow you. No worry to lose it again.

2. It shocks theft

If someone wants to steal your iPhone, the theft will get electric shock. Because you will be able to register yourself as owner in iPhone 2, it can determine whether the iPhone is stolen. It is secure.

3. Fingerprint login

The fingerprint module is included in iPhone 2. By swipe your finger near the home button, you will be able to lock the files on iPhone. Others will not be able to view your contacts, calendars or whatsoever unless it is authorized with fingerprint.


4. Boot Camp Mobile

Apple lets you to enjoy Windows and Mac together with Intel Mac. And now, they lets you to enjoy the similar stuff on the iPhone 2. With “Boot Camp Mobile” software, you will be able to install Windows Mobile on iPhone. Boot iPhone 2 and hold the home button key, and select the OS you want to use.

5. Runs Google Android

Because Apple also worry that users will switch to cheap and good Google Android phone in the future, iPhone 2 can also run Google Android. By installing the “Google Emulator” from AppStore in iPhone 2, you will be able to enjoy the benefits from both Apple and Google.

6. Connect with USB hard drive

Some Windows Mobile devices support “Ext-USB” feature, with the special designed cable, the device can read any USB device files without computers. This will also come to iPhone 2, also. Without any computers, you will be able to read USB storage’s files right from iPhone 2’s file browser. (Downloading File browser software from AppStore is required)

7. It is cheap

It is because AT&T and other mobile operators love Apple too much, they don’t want to make money anymore. Apple loves their fans, and will provide free upgrade for the existing iPhone users to have the new model. There will be only 16GB version available for iPhone 2, and it is at $100. Very cheap!

The “extremely reliable” source said iPhone 2 should be 3G, and it should comes with GPS support. Being as an insider, he tells me there will be Mac OS X 10.6 available in WWDC.

I hope you guys will understand my English. And hope you know why I post this.

mitchellmoxo
06-08-2008, 11:09 AM
lol?? random, you taken the time to do this wich is the worrying thing

Doktaphex
06-08-2008, 07:12 PM
It also has a built in teleporter so that planes, trains and automobiles are a thing of the past :D

romenator
06-08-2008, 09:50 PM
It also has inbuilt function to speak to dead people!

tornadoxl
06-08-2008, 11:00 PM
I already knew all of this

thecompkid
06-08-2008, 11:31 PM
You forgot about the fuel cell, the coffee maker, and the PEZ dispenser.

Also, Apple invented a new color just for the iPhone 2.0.

cjays66
06-13-2008, 05:10 AM
wow sounds great I'm not sure about the pez despenser though??
any other thoughts??:eek:

JSN1
06-13-2008, 05:57 AM
LOL! Isn't your friend named Steve?

romenator
06-13-2008, 10:35 PM
wow sounds great I'm not sure about the pez despenser though??
any other thoughts??:eek:
ALso will have inbuilt tissue dispenser, in case you have any accidents with the iphone :P